One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night
And saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he
Rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people
bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You
sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, Not me."
The Chinese replies,
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
"The enemy is a very good teacher" Dalai Lama
"Confidence doesn't come from being right all the time; it comes
from surviving the many occasions of being wrong." B.N. Steenbarger
"Luck is where preparation meets opportunity"
"The enemy is a very good teacher" Dalai Lama
"Confidence doesn't come from being right all the time; it comes
from surviving the many occasions of being wrong." B.N. Steenbarger
"Luck is where preparation meets opportunity"