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8) อันนี้แถมครับ
ขำๆอย่าซีเรียส
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you
give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is
expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another
condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses
her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects
something from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom;and
as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "After all, give me one more
condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees
me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think
she is expecting something from me!!"
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the
sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there,
the boy lowers his head and starts
praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us..
!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping
his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more
than the others.
She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you
were so religious!!!" The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a
pharmacist!!!"
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ขำๆอย่าซีเรียส
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you
give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is
expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another
condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses
her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects
something from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom;and
as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "After all, give me one more
condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees
me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think
she is expecting something from me!!"
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the
sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there,
the boy lowers his head and starts
praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us..
!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping
his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more
than the others.
She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you
were so religious!!!" The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a
pharmacist!!!"
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8) Impact of job change
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
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