...WORDS WOMEN USE....ที่ผู้ชายควรรู้

[bluesky]

...เขาบอกว่าคำเหล่านี้เป็น "Terminology" ที่ผู้ชายควรทราบเพื่อหลีกเลี่ยงการโต้เถียง แต่คุณสาวๆ ลองอ่านดูละกันว่าเวลาพูดคำเหล่านี้แล้วหมายถึงอย่างที่เขาบอกหรือเปล่า?....อ่านสนุกๆอย่าเครียด....

ถ้าผู้หญิงพูดคำเหล่านี้แปลว่า.....

"FINE"  - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

"FIVE MINUTES" - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

"NOTHING" - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".

"GO AHEAD"- This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

"LOUD SIGH" - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

"THAT'S OKAY" - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

"THANKS" - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

และสุดท้าย...

"WHATEVER" - ...........it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU


อีกชุดครับ

What women say and what they really mean...
(*What women say is to the left of the equal sign. What they really mean is to the right of the equal sign*)

1. "We need"  = "I want"
2. "It's your decision" = "The correct decision should be obvious by now"
3. "Do what you want " = "You'll pay for this later"
4. "We need to talk " = "I need to complain"
5. "Sure...go ahead " = "I don't want you to."
6. "I'm not upset " = ""Of course I'm upset, you moron."
7. "You're...so manly " = "You need a shave and you sweat a lot."
8. "You're certainly attentive tonight" = "Is sex all you ever think about?"
9. "I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" = "!  I'm on my period. "
10. " Be romantic, turn out the lights. " = "I have flabby thighs."
11. "Do you love me?" = "I'm going to ask for something expensive."
12. "How much do you love me? " = "I did something today you're really not going to like.."
13."I'll be ready in a minute. " = "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V."
14. "Is my butt fat? "  = "Tell me I'm beautiful."
15. "You have to learn to communicate." = "Just agree with me."
16. "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.]
17. "yes" = "no"
18. "no" = "no"
19. "maybe"  = "no"
20. "I'm sorry" = "You'll be sorry"
21. "Can you help me with my homework?" = "If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me."
22. "No, pizza's fine " = "Cheap bastard"
23. "I don't really mind where we eat " = "....As long as it's the place I've already decided on"
24. "I like you but... " = "I don't like you"

และชุดสุดท้าย

Here is the women's guide to what a man is really saying when he says...
(*What men say is to the left of the equal sign. What they really mean is to the right of the equal sign*)

1. "I'm hungry" = "I'm hungry "
2."I'm sleepy" = "I'm sleepy"
3. "I'm tired"  = "I'm tired"
4. "Do you want to go to a movie? "  = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you."
5. "Can I take you out to dinner? " = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you."
6."Can I call you sometime? " = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you."
7."May I have this dance?" = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you."
8. "Nice dress! " = "Nice cleavage"
9. "You look tense, let me give you a massage" = "I want to fondle you."
10. "Anyone want to go eat?" = "I want to go eat "
11. "Who wants to see this movie?" = "Do we have to see this movie? "
12. "Who wants to see this movie?" = "Doesn't anyone else want to see this movie?"
13. "What's wrong? " = "I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of this. "
14. " What's wrong? " = "What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "
15. "What's wrong? " = "Oh no! Not again! "
16. "What's wrong? "  = "WHAT IS IT NOW? "
17. "What's wrong? " = "Quit whining! "
18. "What's wrong? " = "I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "
19. "Yes dear " = "Bitch! "
20. "I'm bored " = "Do you want to have sex? "
21. "I love you " = "Let's have sex now. "
22. "I love you too "  = "Now I've said it! Let's have sex."
23. "Let's talk" = "I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me."
24. "Will you marry me? " = "  I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys "
25. "I really want to get to know you better" = "...so I can tell my friends about it "
26. "I want you back " = "...for tonight anyway "
27. "I miss you so much " = "I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good"
28. "The break-up should not start for another 24 hours" = "I want to have sex a few more times "
29. "I am different from all the other guys" = "I am not circumsized"




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